singing vows before we exchange smoke rings

readyfuels:

When you know the fandom is just nuts

because they are making gifs of Benny cutting up vegetables

But he dices an onion so expertly!

Dicing wee onions can’t be easy when your hands are the size of a toilet-lid.

I don’t know though, I guess I am nuts, because I find it adorable when his giant hand holds on to that tiny onion like his life depended on it.

(By the way, look at how nice his fingernails are? Well-groomed man, yum.)

(Now all we need is a .gif of him talking with his hands - and instead of hands we have flailing toilet-lids. Someone get on that.)

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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Benedict Cumberbatch - Ode to a Nightingale by John Keats

lavielivre:

Benedict Cumberbatch — Ode to a Nightingale by John Keats

My heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains 
    My sense, as though of hemlock I had drunk, 
Or emptied some dull opiate to the drains 
    One minute past, and Lethe-wards had sunk: 
‘Tis not through envy of thy happy lot, 
    But being too happy in thine happiness, - 
        That thou, light-winged Dryad of the trees, 
                In some melodious plot 
    Of beechen green and shadows numberless, 
        Singest of summer in full-throated ease.

O, for a draught of vintage! that hath been 
    Cool’d a long age in the deep-delved earth, 
Tasting of Flora and the country green, 
    Dance, and Provençal song, and sunburnt mirth! 
O for a beaker full of the warm South, 
    Full of the true, the blushful Hippocrene, 
        With beaded bubbles winking at the brim, 
                And purple-stained mouth; 
    That I might drink, and leave the world unseen, 
        And with thee fade away into the forest dim:

Fade far away, dissolve, and quite forget 
    What thou among the leaves hast never known, 
The weariness, the fever, and the fret 
    Here, where men sit and hear each other groan; 
Where palsy shakes a few, sad, last gray hairs, 
    Where youth grows pale, and spectre-thin, and dies; 
        Where but to think is to be full of sorrow 
                And leaden-eyed despairs, 
    Where Beauty cannot keep her lustrous eyes, 
        Or new Love pine at them beyond to-morrow.

Away! away! for I will fly to thee, 
    Not charioted by Bacchus and his pards, 
But on the viewless wings of Poesy, 
    Though the dull brain perplexes and retards: 
Already with thee! tender is the night, 
    And haply the Queen-Moon is on her throne, 
        Cluster’d around by all her starry Fays; 
                But here there is no light, 
    Save what from heaven is with the breezes blown 
        Through verdurous glooms and winding mossy ways.

I cannot see what flowers are at my feet, 
    Nor what soft incense hangs upon the boughs, 
But, in embalmed darkness, guess each sweet 
    Wherewith the seasonable month endows 
The grass, the thicket, and the fruit-tree wild; 
    White hawthorn, and the pastoral eglantine; 
        Fast fading violets cover’d up in leaves; 
                And mid-May’s eldest child, 
    The coming musk-rose, full of dewy wine, 
        The murmurous haunt of flies on summer eves.

Darkling I listen; and, for many a time 
    I have been half in love with easeful Death, 
Call’d him soft names in many a mused rhyme, 
    To take into the air my quiet breath; 
Now more than ever seems it rich to die, 
    To cease upon the midnight with no pain, 
        While thou art pouring forth thy soul abroad 
                In such an ecstasy! 
    Still wouldst thou sing, and I have ears in vain - 
        To thy high requiem become a sod.

Thou wast not born for death, immortal Bird! 
    No hungry generations tread thee down; 
The voice I hear this passing night was heard 
    In ancient days by emperor and clown: 
Perhaps the self-same song that found a path 
    Through the sad heart of Ruth, when, sick for home, 
        She stood in tears amid the alien corn; 
                The same that oft-times hath 
    Charm’d magic casements, opening on the foam 
        Of perilous seas, in faery lands forlorn.

Forlorn! the very word is like a bell 
    To toll me back from thee to my sole self! 
Adieu! the fancy cannot cheat so well 
    As she is fam’d to do, deceiving elf. 
Adieu! adieu! thy plaintive anthem fades 
    Past the near meadows, over the still stream, 
        Up the hill-side; and now ‘tis buried deep 
                In the next valley-glades: 
    Was it a vision, or a waking dream? 
        Fled is that music: - Do I wake or sleep?

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Jonathan Franzen warns ebooks are corroding values »

saarlequin:

mirandaskye:

And I think he’s absolutely wrong.

I love books; I always have. I love reading. As a child I’d actually go to bed early so I could read. Anything, everything, it didn’t matter - I just wanted to read. I learned so much about the world from the books I read and I am eternally grateful for that. As an adult, my house is full of books and I still love going to bookstores and buying books.

I own a Kindle too. It’s great. I can read on the train, I can read on planes. I don’t have to carry lots of books around when I travel (which I do a lot). I’m a very fast reader so I couldn’t possibly take enough printed books with me when I go away without having some sort of medical emergency when I tried to lift my suitcase.

Reading is a gift. Let’s not let snobbery take that away. It doesn’t matter how people read; all that matters is that they do.

Franzen can suck it.

I prefer actual books, too. But I also like to not destroy all my bags because I carry books in them all the time (esp since my moto appears to be “the bigger the book, the better”). And I like to be able to travel without books taking up space unnecessarily (which leaves room for books to buy, like that time i bought like 10 books in Belfast and the people at customs looked at me funny).

Don’t even get me started on “serious readers will always prefer print”. 

And while I partially agree with his comment on Europe, he can stop acting all high and mighty and get that stick out of his ass. The US are not perfect either, okay. They are not the one and only ‘democracy’. (but that’s a different story)

What a twat.

Who cares as long as everyone is reading books. It doesn’t mean they’ll stop buying actual books. I certainly won’t. 

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apoeticmindset:

Today was a make-up for no reason day

SO MUCH PRETTY!

apoeticmindset:

Today was a make-up for no reason day

SO MUCH PRETTY!

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readyfuels:

femmenoir:

readyfuels:

femmenoir:

My brother Christian in cat-form.

I’ve never seen Christian asleep in his food. But I’d like to.

It’s essentially how he spent his early years. Nowadays it rarely happens. Unfortunately, seeing as it was pretty cute.

Aww :( Please tell me there are pictures!

I think we have a video where we’re all ‘he’s going… he’s goinggg…’ *PHUMP* Christian with his head on his plate. I shall try and dig up some photos :D

readyfuels:

femmenoir:

readyfuels:

femmenoir:

My brother Christian in cat-form.

I’ve never seen Christian asleep in his food. But I’d like to.

It’s essentially how he spent his early years. Nowadays it rarely happens. Unfortunately, seeing as it was pretty cute.

Aww :( Please tell me there are pictures!

I think we have a video where we’re all ‘he’s going… he’s goinggg…’ *PHUMP* Christian with his head on his plate. I shall try and dig up some photos :D

(Source: whordrey)

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showhersheswonderful:

Laci Green tells us why BMI is innacurate and why people shouldn’t rely on this for health information!

She is quite lovely.

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misfires:

“There is weird fan fiction out there — weird. They write stories and do manga cartoons of what they think you get up to behind closed doors. Some of it’s funny. Some of it’s full-on sex. Get Martin to show you some.”

Benedict Cumberbatch (via raptorsahoy)

WEEE! Now I just need to find some good stories…

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readyfuels:

femmenoir:

My brother Christian in cat-form.

I’ve never seen Christian asleep in his food. But I’d like to.

It’s essentially how he spent his early years. Nowadays it rarely happens. Unfortunately, seeing as it was pretty cute.

readyfuels:

femmenoir:

My brother Christian in cat-form.

I’ve never seen Christian asleep in his food. But I’d like to.

It’s essentially how he spent his early years. Nowadays it rarely happens. Unfortunately, seeing as it was pretty cute.

(Source: whordrey)

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Did you know that the people who are usually the strongest are usually also the most sensitive? Did you know that the people who exhibit the most kindness are usually the first to be mistreated? Did you know that the one who takes care of others all the time is usually the one who needs care the most? Do you know that the three hardest things to say are: I love you, I’m sorry, and Help me? Random acts of kindness mean more than you will ever be able to comprehend.

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