singing vows before we exchange smoke rings

saarbei:

My brother has been speaking to my mum. He feels that my recent (as in the last couple years) obsession with make up is a sign of me have missed out on stuff during my youth.

I’m not sure what to think of this.

Do ask him to elaborate. I am curious about this.

saarbei:

onourside:

cutesbela:

biamccoyrubirosakincaidcutter:

jcap4ever:

Yep.

(via 500daysofhallucinations)

I have nothing to add :D

saarbei:

Mum: “What happened to his nose?”

Your mum cracks me up.

askarsswedishmeatballs:

expressnothing:

I went to the fridge and grabbed Swedish Meatballs without even thinking.

It hurt when you did that, jsyk.

… And people prefer Edward Cullen? Really?

saarbei:

Sunday:

Me: Belgium is playing Finland on Wednesday.

Becca: No one ever wants to play Finland because they suck so much.

Me: Oh, but we’ll probably lose the match.

Becca: Naaaaah.

Wednesday:

Me: Oh, the match has already been played.

Becca: And?

Me: We lost. 1-0.

Becca: …

That was uh… Tragic.

cassket:

blackenedbutterfly:

comatosebutaudible:

crashcourselove:

breathingnewoxygen:

sincerelymelanie-:

juicy-:

SHAVING IS SUCH A WASTE OF TIME AND WAXING JUST HURTS LIKE A BITCH AND DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT PLUCKING

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

I WOULD DO ALMOST ANYTHING TO GET RID OF ALL HAIR THERE FOREVERRRRRRRRR

uh

we aren’t born with hair in our private areas

It’s called puberty.

Personally, I wish people would get over this ‘hair-icky’ ridiculousness that has taken the world by storm. It’s called normal body hair. OMG! Most of us have it! Crazy, right?

saarbei:

where facebook is all sorts of depressing and I’m having these ‘I’m going to end up old and alone’ moments. So I think I’ll just go to bed.

I have complete faith that you won’t end up alone. I’ll believe it even if you don’t, ok?