January 2011
50 posts
“Some people say homosexuality is a sin. It’s not. God is perfectly cool with it,...”
– Ted Alexandro (via muffdiver) (via lgbtchristians) (via gryffindyke) (via twistedglinda) (via betweenacts) (via tenor)
PREACH
(via criss-colfer)(via retro-glamour)(via darrens-skintightjeans)(via mythicbitch)(via figgins)(via oliviaprescott)(via odalysriot)(via snitchseeker)(via...
that awkward moment when you tell someone to say...
saarbei:
what you’re like:
but actually, you’re like:
omg, always.
Ahahaha I know the feeling.
“Now, I’m willing to give many guys the benefit of the doubt. I’m willing to bet...”
– Charlie Glickman, The Most Important Thing That Men Who Have Sex With Women Need to Know
This article is full of good stuff.
(via librarianinlittlecanada)
The whole article is ace.
High Quality Pussy vs High Quality Girl →
apoeticmindset:
noisyhearts:
courtneytothemax:
dirtylittlestylewhoree:
High Quality Pussy: This is the girl a guy wants before he settles down. This is the girl with the big boobs and big ass. The girl that looks like a dime piece. You can walk around with her, and she’ll breaka couple necks and every guy will envy you. She will give you the best sex of your life, give you a blowjob you...
saarbei:
The Brother’s friend (to my dad): SO, how do YOU like your Windows 7 on your phone?
- Afterwards -
Mum (srs bzns): I think he was drunk
Me: I know he was drunk.
- 5 minutes later -
Me (to mum): The Friend is busy throwing up in the toilet you cleaned not two hours ago.
Mum: D: D: D:
OH I HAVE MISSED THESE STORIES!
readyfuels:
-reasonsandregrets:
Inevitable |...
My kids names will obviously be names from...
What a coincidence. So will mine :D
hold your head high heavy heart
readyfuels:
and save your strength for the morning after
<3
